My mom made a salad made of Snickers bars, lettuce, chopped bananas, and vanilla pudding dressing.

by DumplingsOrElse

32 Comments

  1. Aardvark_Man

    You use the word salad, but I feel that’s a really, really loose usage.

  2. Spegynmerble

    Lettuce should be green apples, bananas should be walnuts, and add whipped cream. We have it at potlucks all the time in the midwest

  3. ComfortabletheSky

    Sounds like a delicious dessert if only there were no lettuce. What a weird recipe.

  4. Ziegelphilie

    Are you sure your mom doesn’t have alzheimers because this sounds like alzheimers cuisine

  5. Pathagarous

    Oh my God. Seek medical help immediately. For your mom. She is unwell.

  6. LadyAnnala

    The only thing I like in this is the lettuce.

  7. Candycornonthefloor

    The lettuce is dumb in this mix but it seems like it would taste ok. Odd mix of mouth sensations with the soft banana, crunchy lettuce and firm snickers.

    Also maybe take Mom to the doctor?

  8. Massive_Spot6238

    That’s a sign. Take your mom to Ben & Jerry’s so she forgets how to make this abomination

  9. Poo_Poo_La_Foo

    I can only assume your mother is in or from America.

  10. Timely-Neck-9503

    Since the weird lettuce was pointed out why the hell you eating with two spoons

  11. Agile_Vanilla_1802

    You have to eat it man. You dont want to hurt her feelings do you?

  12. Tatsandacat

    Now you know why mixing up your medicines is bad 🤦🏻‍♀️

  13. Forward-Rule-1699

    But that’s your mom sooo you gotta eat it =

  14. MareIncognita

    I downvoted cus this is disgusting but then upvoted cus this is what this sub is for!